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Muscle March (Wii)

Muscle March (Wii)
alaScore 80

15 reviews

Jul, 2018

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alaTest has collected and analyzed 15 reviews of Muscle March (Wii). The average rating for this product is 2.7/5, compared to an average rating of 3.8/5 for other Nintendo Wii Games for all reviews. People really like the price, but there are some less positive reviews about the gameplay.



We analyzed user and expert ratings, product age and more factors. Compared to other Nintendo Wii Games the Muscle March (Wii) is awarded an overall alaScore™ of 80/100 = Very good quality.

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Expert review by : Mark B. (

Review: Muscle March (Nintendo Wii)


You're given five chances to fail before you fail the game in single player mode, though you can continue from whatever stage you failed on to keep things going. Multiplayer mode only offers you three chances to fail, but allows you to rank your...

Muscle March is a simple to play single and multiplayer game featuring muscular dudes flexing to dance techno while chasing down aliens who stole their protein powder. Your reaction to that sentence should pretty much tell you whether or not the game...

Feb, 2010

Expert review by : Nathan Meunier (

Muscle March


Thongs. Sweat. Protein. Dancing. Prepare for a manliness overload

Being super studly and flexalicious ; Crazy premise is hilarious ; The price is right

Flex controls take some getting used-to ; Limited gameplay modes ; Working up a sweat

Going solo lets you chase through a packed city, a traditional village, and outer space, though each stage only has three levels. There’s also hot-seat competitive challenge mode for up to four players. The dizzying psychedelic environments...

Feb, 2010

Expert review by : Steve Watts (

Muscle March Review


Zany action just isn't enough to distract from the unresponsive controls.

Jan, 2010

Expert review by : Meho (

Review: Muscle March


Not even its awesome gay power is able to save this barely-there game from spiraling down in flames and imploding with crushing boredom after the magic of its surreal beauty evaporates. Most people will last fifteen minutes.”

Jun, 2009

Expert review by : Christopher Brown (

Muscle March [WiiWare]


A quirky Japanese game filled with oversized bodybuilders and random polar bears in bathing suits, Muscle March finds gamers on the trail of villains who have stolen some very important protein powder. The thieves will stop at nothing to get away, and as

Consumer review (

To quote Taladega Nights...


"The room is spinning...from all the...gayness." (Faints)

Apr, 2010

Consumer review (

i had high hopes...


yeah this one really dissapoints .b- It would have got an a ++ if it had penisses though.mabe thiers a secret code! i'll keep posted

Jan, 2010

Consumer review (



Oh dont get me wrong this game is stupid crap in serious terms, but it gets a B+ off the lulz factor. Seriously I know someone who got this for the lulz and as long as you head into the game just expecting stupidity and crap left and right its not bad.

Jan, 2010

Consumer review (

Oh c'mon! Jeeze!


It's only $5 and well worth it for the laughs alone. My pals and I had a blast playing it the other night. It is what it is and I think you're taking the game waaayyy too seriously. I dunno. I'd give it at least a C+ or B- myself. Love Naked BoB

Jan, 2010

Consumer review (

Well, that's disappointing...


I had high hopes for this game. A fun $5 distraction gone to waste.

Jan, 2010