Half Past Dead (Blu-ray)

I found this Seagal vehicle quite entertaining once I got round the thought of it's porky star as a butt kicking action hero. He exudes all the lithe grace of an obese, geriatric hippo taking it's zimmer frame down to the watering hole. Seagal aside,...

Don't waste your money. I wish they'd have given me the money, because I could have made a better job of it. The acting is that bad, someone should have been arrested.